Alyssa

The weirdo born once in a lifetime

She's such an Alyssa

by Hopeless.roman.tic March 21, 2024

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alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

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Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

by listerine69 April 23, 2019

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Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

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the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)

alyssa is the best

by cigarluvs January 1, 2022

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alyssa W

The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.

Raymond: woah There is a new girl in school named Alyssa W.

Ted: Holy Shit she already is a goddess.

by poopyheadthisisajoke December 6, 2020

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