Jon

A pronoun for any object, person, or animal.

Person one: *shows someone something he got*
Person two: "Thats sick where'd you get that Jon?"

by Whift May 24, 2024

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jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.

If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.

by Zyphus March 13, 2008

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Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines

"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025

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Jon Seccombe

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.

by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

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