crack whorin'

Any random ass crack whore (male or female) that will do just about anything for crack. And I mean anything.

"Damn, Dasheeki was crack whorin' around town again to buy some crack and a 99 cent double cheeseburger.

by Yourname February 24, 2005

bitch on crack

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

scooby crack

i fucking delicios snack that when crumbled you can snort it HELL YES

yo wassup homie
wassup
you wanna get some scooby crack

by dankTDM March 9, 2017

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van

Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it

by 69likehipster September 9, 2018