A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
Get the Greasy Clown mug.Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
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A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."
"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021
Get the Clown on a Stick mug.a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
by Managerial Master March 28, 2022
Get the drunk clown mug.Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
by IamHanFei January 18, 2021
Get the Clown tweeting mug.Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.
Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.
by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020
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