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Zombie shopper 

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
Zombie shopper by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Zombie shopper 

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
Zombie shopper by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Zombie Futurism 

A trend or approach in contemporary technology-based art characterized by the uncritical and repetitive use of new technologies, resulting in works that prioritize style, novelty, and commercial appeal over substance, depth, and innovation.
The gallery's latest exhibition was criticized for its zombie futurism, showcasing pieces that seemed more like tech demos than thought-provoking art.
Zombie Futurism by secondrealm January 29, 2024

Zombie apocalypse 

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!
Zombie apocalypse by Not zombie February 7, 2024

Zombie bait 

Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland

Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do

Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
Zombie bait by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024

Zombie Math 

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
Zombie Math by Numerati December 9, 2024

Zombie Pastry 

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World
"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"
Zombie Pastry by Palmpuff February 6, 2025