glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

Wizard

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017

wizard

fucking dope (as in cool)

"how was it?"
"wizard"

by wtfdoimakethis March 1, 2022

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.

It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!

by crypto creature February 10, 2025