Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.
by Ttale March 02, 2015
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Street wizard

Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.

Also often seen smoking crack.
Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?
by Streetis wizus May 05, 2024
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history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok
Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
by Taintphister March 29, 2024
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wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
by Dawgbreff March 07, 2018
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
by UncleBrewski210 January 19, 2023
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Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.
Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.
by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020
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