Boyfriend-in-law

When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.

My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.

by Cuntrybarb787 October 25, 2019

Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020

Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears

My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water

by Histeria February 3, 2010

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

Law and Order

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.

Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN

by Muffintime420_03 October 30, 2019

Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.

Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!

by shark hunter May 10, 2015

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009