when in rome

(phrase) When in Rome, do the Romans.
Used to describe the feeling you have when you visit a new city, and can't believe your eyes as you gaze upon hoards of beautiful women and handsome men so different from your previous girlfriends/boyfriends. This attraction may occur due to stark differences in looks, ethnicity, language, culture, clothing, or blue-balls for a long long time. By law, you are required to sleep with at least one localite to make your trip a success.

Astronaut 1: Houston, we have a problem. Alien vessel approaching ship.
Astronaut 2: OH MY GOD! OH MY GAAWWD. WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE SOLAR SYSTEM. THEY'RE GONNA PROBE US IN THE ASS. OH MY GOD!
Houston: You know what they say, when in rome ...

by shahifaqeer August 30, 2013

weenst

a small panther like kitten, with teensy paws and a heart of and gold. she prances about whilst enjoying tuna, gravy, and finger sandwiches. Also responds to "teense", "poppy", and "lil'bit"

"HEY WEENST!!"
"Have you seen Weenst today? I can't find her."
"Looks like you've got a Weenst on your hands!!"
"Weenst!!! Stop licking my fingers!!"

by Lilly A. Weenst February 24, 2009

Weensty

Small, little, Wee

The kitten was Teensty Weensty

by Coconini September 30, 2009

Whend Zone

The interminable period of time between waking up on Sunday morning and kickoff of the 1PM NFL games.

I slept in til 10 today- but still had to endure 3 long hours in the Whend Zone watching pregame.

by zarfran November 10, 2010

when the world ends

a phrase used jocularly or humorously to denote never. The illustration below will elucidate it.

I will pay you the debt when the world ends (meaning I will never pay you the debt).

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

Whenner

Waiting for a bitch to respond so you can continue living your god damn life

Yo are you ready?
Give me a minute bro I’m stuck on a whenner. MiKeZ

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018