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cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
mugGet the cock weaselmug.

ron weasel

ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
laura i love ron weasel!!! NO RON WEASEL SUCKS
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
mugGet the ron weaselmug.

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
mugGet the Weasel Dickmug.

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
by muffincruncher December 6, 2010
mugGet the Grey Weaselmug.

Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis
Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel
by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025
mugGet the Gewch Weaselmug.

Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.
Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink
Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash
by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025
mugGet the Weasel washmug.

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