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video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)
All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.
by golfitmaster December 11, 2017
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Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.
Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."
by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
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Video Game

A type of thing you do on a screen that can distract you from anything for a long time.
by PrismaticPorter September 8, 2018
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video lame

An unsatisfactory video game.
This video lame completely establishes the bottom of the barrel of all video games released this year.
by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018
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Video Games

I want to go outside, but I'd rather spend my time on video games. Life sucks
by WaterFireCraft November 29, 2018
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Videothermia

When someone is feeling physically ill and starting to be in emotional distressed due to lack of use of videogames.
When at the cottage my brother has videothermia and he is dying.
by Sandstar December 22, 2018
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Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
by Gee Steve April 25, 2019
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