Sour Vampire

Any individual who drinks Menstrual Blood

That Sour Vampire love's period blood

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025

The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

Vampire

A girl with braces who gives blowjobs, typically between the ages of 16 and 20.

Tom: Dude, Stacy is such a vampire, best fluid sucker I know.
Stan: I know, she drained me too.

by ThePhantom4602 June 30, 2022

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022