dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

Toned Vagina

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019

vagina luggage

The items found hidden in a woman's vagina when she really doesn't want someone to find it.
Example: drugs and drug paraphernalia hidden from the police

Suzie was concerned her vagina luggage would be located when she was stopped by the police.

by Newton5083 May 2, 2016

vagina vroomer

someone who sucks hairy vaginas

"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"

by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

Shady Vagina

When a girl has a pussy that roars like a lion.

Damn, bro she was short but had a Shady vagina.

by Chills1980 May 20, 2019

Dinosaur Vagina

Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.

Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?

by Head of the Church of D.V. June 11, 2019