Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes

“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake”

by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.

“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”

by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

Vanilla Droppa

A.k.A “Jacuzzi” beautiful man of culture. Usually Brazilian, a real g not afraid to call out lies.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.

Vanilla Droppa is Brazilian

Brazil misses Vanilla Droppa.
VD just KDB’d that guy.

by ‘Cuzzi January 31, 2020