illegal use of nut

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to

I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017

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Amog us imposter

The amog us imposter is a sussy baka who’s hobbies include venting going in cams and sabotaging. If you look into a mirror and say sussy imposter 5 times he will be summoned.

Blue: Sorry to call the meeting but red was being an amog us imposter

Red: Thats kinda sus dude

by Kwazygamer_ August 27, 2021

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among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people

among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die

by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020

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Used a couple of times

This is an expression seen quite often on places like Ebay or Craigslist, basically an alternative of "You might be able to use it at least one time... if you are lucky"

Guy 1:Selling blankets! Only used a couple of times too!

by JennaTidleyRulesAll February 17, 2015

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