the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
by John Diack December 26, 2007
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.
"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"
"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"
"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
by kpasa jewass January 01, 2010
A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.
When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.
by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 05, 2006
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When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.
by jcsoloman5000 May 04, 2010
A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
by umbie March 22, 2004