Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon

Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons

by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021

Tommy Coolatta

A very smart boy
with a super cool immortal dog named Sunkist
And he hates trains and moths

Tommy Coolatta: "Hey look! Look! It's a va- uhh... a va- uhhhh... va- uhh... a turnwheel!"

by The.marz.march March 2, 2022

Timayah

The definition of Timayah. Timayah is unique and creative. Timayah is smart,beautiful,lovely she the most outstanding person ever if you do something wrong she’ll get irritated and pissed off fast. Her personality is very great though! And her humor is awesome.she makes sure she stays humble because there is always someone bigger and better than you out in the world.she can sometimes get very overprotective and clingy but she doesn’t mean any harm.she loves hard and she hopes her pears does the same if they don’t she shows her love the same way as them.she only looks after the people she loves, she will only put people she can’t truly trust first. Timayah is just over great,gorgeous,amazing

Timayah is a very nice person,I love her

by Kiki lili June 25, 2023

Tommy_Gaming_YT

Creator of Goodbye Milo, the hit song. Born in 2005, the incredible man has done many things, from kidnapping children, to putting plazard in his basement.

He is commonly known for his strange tendancies, no hair, and lustrous looks.

He also has a huge cock.

Plazard : "Is that tommy_gaming_YT"
IDKplus : "God do I wanna cobble on his willy"

by Winzard August 26, 2023

Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

Old timey BOI

A person who reflects on the past by constantly listening to 1930's music and binge watching "I love Lucy" in their freetime.

My friend is nothing but an Old timey Boi

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018