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speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
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Ball Tickle

To tickle ones, or ones friends' balls or testicles.
Hey man I'm gonna go ball tickle James!
by TappyHapiocca January 17, 2022
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Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.
"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"
by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022
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Golden Ticket

Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.
1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.

2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.
by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023
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dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.
When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.
by Madman623 January 14, 2014
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Full as a bed tick

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick
by Mr Bute April 5, 2019
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The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.
by ChillyChad May 21, 2022
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