Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

Phantom spell

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches

After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading

by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.

"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."

by Phantom clap March 3, 2021

Toxic Phantom

A person who streams for 40 min and complains, and claims to be good at games when his ass gets carried. Loves platypuses for some reason and has a godly jawline.

Look at Toxic Phantom Streaming for 41 min

by Pdog10 October 12, 2022

Phantom Frebble

CHUBBY, NOT FAT

PHANTOM FREBBLE IS FLOOF AND CHUB

by MYNAMEJEFFFF July 25, 2017

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020