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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
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Jon

Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.
jon-your so annoying
you-i know

jon-sorry not sorry,go frick urself man
by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021
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jon liam

a complete and utter buffoon - we know who you are, jomosome
Yeah! jon liam IS an idiot! too bad he has a nice voice
by jon liam hater September 29, 2020
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pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.
by jondoee August 13, 2022
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Jon Garvey

Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around
by Zoe Lavalamp October 17, 2019
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jon fave

leah cornell is the biggest jon fave ever. no one else
by jonfaves.com March 1, 2021
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jon

jon- an offensive label/slang that mocks oppressed members of society
you stupid jon, you prove that cis white men are the only group capable to rule society
by disabilityslang July 21, 2021
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