Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

gooch

girl dickooch

“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
“ yessir “

by goochlover69 April 17, 2023

Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks

Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already

by The Electrical General December 4, 2020

Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!

Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!

by Peter Kake July 10, 2025

Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.

Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.

by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025

gooch pocket

The area between your Anus and balls to hold small items .mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he had to stash his stuff in his gooch pocket “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

Gooch

Ur asshole

“@selenagomez Wanna Lick My Gooch?” - Tyler The Creator 2011

by ThatGuy69420911 June 17, 2021