Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.
by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020
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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
by Shitass69420 May 25, 2019
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Bob jr the third

The king of Ireland from 1676 to 1843
Bob jr the third went for a walk and got assasinated in 1843
by Only factz just trust February 27, 2023
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james the third

James the third, a gentlemen so kind and precious I cannot decide how someone like him was procured in a womb of human species. He-Hes just so …. ineffable, (no thats doesnt mean un fuckable, i would totallt do James!) You have to uncover his layers like an onion…
P1: who the eff is that..
P2: thats…. james III (james the third)
P3: omg…. look at his ass!
by tooyoungtogetrailed September 27, 2023
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third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up
dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal
by masterofspite December 04, 2023
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-octuple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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