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Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.
Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.
by Arty Curry May 23, 2018
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Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.
by wparker October 3, 2019
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South Park

South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.
by ThisAintOP July 12, 2016
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executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)
Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"
by egads March 26, 2008
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quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).
Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.
by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011
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Park Hyungsik

Did you see that new episode with Park Hyungsik in Happiness?

Watch it you dumb fuc-
by 5starmichelin December 10, 2021
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Max Park

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!
by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022
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