The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
by alittlebirdvacuum July 06, 2011
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the digg effect

the result of an online story hitting the frontpage of digg

it creates a massive swarm of traffic to the website that was "dugg", causing the servers that the website is hosted on to become extremely slow and laggy
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Person One: dude, my website just got to the front page of digg!
Person Two: soon, you'll be suffering from the digg effect
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by Graham T C June 13, 2006
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The Hazbin effect

When a whole fandom is created with only ONE episode/pilot
Person1: Have you seen insert show here yet.
Person2: Yes, but I still can’t believe that a whole fandom was created from ONE episode.
Person1: Welp, that’s “The Hazbin effect”
by Controversystartrer December 09, 2020
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The Keemstar Effect

The Keemstar Effect is the effect when 1 or more people spread an exaggerated rumor causing their live/private live to be ruined.
"Dude The Keemstar Effect just happened to dave i feel bad for him"
by blind lemon jefferson June 20, 2016
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The J.R. Effect

When a bullheaded person is ill-trained, in charge, and singlemindedly opposes a large team of intelligent dissenters, and this stubborn decision causes severe loss, that is the J.R. effect

Usage note: The J.R. effect is often preceeded by what is known as the chewbacca defense.
Everyone told him not to heat the lava lamp on the stove, but he explained the model of the chemical structure of the subatomic particles and the flashpoint reaction -- we don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Anyway, now he's dead with a shard of glass through his heart as a result of the J.R. effect.
by Coder February 08, 2005
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Mandingo effect

A miss remembering of the size of a penis from the past to be much larger than it was/is
Billy's Ex: Billy gots a huge dick!!
Billy's Current gf: 3.5 inches is big to you?
B. E.: I remember it hurting though...
B. C.: That's because he fucked you in the ass and you're suffering from the mandingo effect
by King PaulWall November 07, 2019
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The Quiplash Effect

When a word becomes too overused as a joke, and it seemingly begins to grow unfunny to the point where ironically, it's funny; specifically overused in the game Quiplash.
Liam kept saying 'cum jokes', I blame The Quiplash Effect
by xaM37 January 04, 2021
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