Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 7, 2014

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sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 19, 2017

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National Tater Tot Day

National Tater Tot Day is on Dec 4 and it should be celebrated

Dec 4 is national tater tot day

by ᴅᴊᴏʏ November 17, 2019

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dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom

My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater

by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021

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smack dat tater

Smack dat tater is a phrase used by the gay population to find out if another person is gay.

For example: if a man were to say to another man "smack dat tater" the gay man would say "smack dat tater" in return to say that he is also gay.

Hey man.

So I need to ask you something

Ok

Smack dat tater

Smack dat tater

Ok do you want to go out

by The gays July 5, 2015

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