Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.

1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.

by kookaburra September 17, 2010

swifty

It's a handjob from Taylor Swift where she just has a surprised look the whole time.

That swifty was sooo amzain!

by DFs May 28, 2012

SwitcH

a good counter-forces player that is fat, but has a secksay voice :o~

SwitcH: My girlfriend keeps calling me. ):
RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?

by Yammins January 5, 2009

switchboard

Female who is often plugged into; a slut.

Heidi in her salad days was quite the switchboard around these parts...lotsa guys know her, biblically.

by plug nickle September 15, 2009

smity

A person whom is a geek, or nerd, often times called a brown noser.

Jacob gets straight A's and sucks up to the teacher; what a smity!

by Ryan Spikes April 20, 2007

jew-switchin

channel hopping in a vent on team speak server

stop jew-switchin around the vent

by Etherealmist February 8, 2007

leaning on the switch

a term that means to lean on the drivers arm rest, where the door lock and window switches are, while driving

Catch me rollin' in my drop leaning on the switch

by Young Rad September 12, 2008