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stiff one-eye

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
by startrek3000 June 1, 2010
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Urban dictionary staff

The urban dictionary staff never accept good definitions. They are real legitimate definitions and their just rude and doesn't understand the definition. They don't know what a good definition is.
My heart was broken when I got an email saying they rejected my definition.

Flashlight men and swaggles are a real thing but the urban dictionary staff thinks otherwise.
by Flashlight man June 14, 2014
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staff unity

A brilliant concept developed at Onrpg. At the beginning of each month, the staff decides on a particular theme, and then changes all their avatars to correspond with said theme. This helps create a particular bond between the staff members.
Staff member 1: Ok, June is almost here, what should our next staff unity be?

Staff member 2: How about black and white pictures of famous dead people?

*other staff agrees*

Staff member 3: *changes avatar to Theodore Roosevelt*

Staff member 4: *changes avatar to Albert Einstein*
by rickyricardobabalu May 26, 2009
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snuff ads

Snuff ads are medical propaganda advertisements used to scare people into different consumer habits, or to profit from their own death or buy things that will kill them.
Snuff ads have been common for everything from alcohol to cars, but they've stop being hysterical and are becoming less visually graphic these days.
by Eurypteres April 9, 2015
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Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack
by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021
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Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.
Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!
by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022
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cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.
by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008
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