Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)

“tokes for strokes?”

by sebby pro March 26, 2022

Stroke

A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.

Bro jimmy had a dank stroke last night

by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022

Money Stroke

When you’re hitting it from the back and you’re on your last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: That’s the spot keep going
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Stroke

to steal something with complete and utter disregard and with no thought for the person you are stealing from. (A local dialect of Dublin Ireland called Dublinese)

Dan went into the shops with the intent to stroke a packet of biscuits.

by XXeXtentacles September 16, 2021