Storm

The biggest bitch you will ever talk to. They will be fake as fuck and they all really do suck ass. They will be your friend and get mad and ghost you. Don't talk to them their literal assholes. Literally so short like the shortest friend you will ever have. SHE IS SUCH A WHITE PERSON NO JOKE. JUST UGHHHHH. Don't talk to em. You will regret it.

"Did you hear that Storm and Hunter are dating??"
Storm: "OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! HE'S CHEATING!!"

by Expired9157 June 25, 2022

Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.

Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.

by Dumbledong July 3, 2022

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

Buffalo Snow Storm

While having sexual relations, one pops a pimple into the first males mouth while receiving a load of semen into same mouth, this concoction is then swirled around and spit into other males anus. Rectal sexual relations continue.

Oh Tyler, that Buffalo Snow Storm last night was phenomenal.

by Rocco Soccio January 14, 2026

Storm Snackless

Being in an unfortunate and tragic storm while stuck at home with absolutely no snacks, causing hunger and boredom.

“The power went out and it was raining so hard when I realized I was storm snackless, losing my mind with nothing but an empty pantry.”

by ahh_random January 26, 2026

porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.

His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.

by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026