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Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.
Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.
by hohrmund December 9, 2019
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Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.
by BluCru October 6, 2010
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Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.
He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.
by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025
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Squid Game

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Squid Game. Now these are squids playing games, and I'm gonna ruin the fun by shooting them.
by Poggers243 November 3, 2021
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Squid Game

by Burbger January 21, 2025
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