National Throw the Short People Day

October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.

Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom

by Gray57 May 6, 2022

short-talk

1) To pretend a conversation has reached its end, a subtle (or not) attempt to cut off what the other person is saying and conclude matters immediately.

2) A disconnect in conversation wrought by distraction.

Lora: "So then my uncle calls me back and starts telling me all about his . . .

Jeff: "Well, that's great, so I guess I'll talk to you again really soon."

Lora: "Don't you short-talk me."

by LowTrainLora October 19, 2010

short bus

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

by northendwhitetrash December 25, 2007

Short Korean Man Syndrome

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

by Not a short Korean man :) June 24, 2013

Strawberry Short Cake

While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.

Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.

by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003

short cheese

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.

Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.

by OP213 January 2, 2008

Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

by PowderQueen April 5, 2009