swiftownsmyass

this fad doesn't have a life, is 24/7 on twitter. she's gay asf and annoys everyone jk love ha

A:do you know swiftownsmyass?
B: daria? of course best acc on stan twitter

by grrrrrbarkkk October 25, 2020

Swiffy

When someones anxious and acting impulsively in a friend group trying to play it cool, trying to be swift or light on his/her feet but obvously anxious trying to get shwifty like rick and morty.

Hey man did you see the new cod thats out?

Yeah bro ima get it, it looks so good, the last one was garbage, so whatre we doing yall wanna smoke, i got some good weed from my plug but i had to wait forever for it. yall doing good? id go grab us snacks but my cars broken
Man chill you rushing through convos actin hell swiffy right now, just vibe bro and hold a conversation

by I<3CRYSTALclearMaTH January 7, 2021

swiftism

religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.

ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*

s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”

ex. 2

person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”

by everwhores13 December 19, 2021

SwiftBlur

A Yakuza modder known for creating a Keiji Shibusawa moveset mod for a youtuber called GUNKSHOT, In which he got banned from his server a few days after creating the mod.

Guy 1: Do you know who made that Shibusawa moveset mod?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean SwiftBlur? yeah, Gunk really fucked him over
Guy 1: How so?
Guy 2: Apparently he told him to fuck his studies and focus on the mod. He also took a joke so seriously that he banned SwiftBlur from his server.
Guy 1: Wow, I really feel bad for that SwiftBlur guy.

by northon12 March 16, 2022

Swefty

Might be unknown but can be everywhere, and possibly the funniest in the world.

YO swefty wsg!!

by Swefty February 11, 2023

SwiftC

SwiftC is the nickname given to a thug or gangster displaying anti-social behaviour.

Charlie has been projecting signs of a SwiftC

by Flexington lock July 14, 2023

Taylor Swift

An American female pop/country singer/songwriter/musician. She wrote and sang the hits "Shake it off," "Blank space," "You belong with me," and "look what you made me do." she has 6 studio LP's with her forthcoming 7th album "Lover" with hit songs "ME!" and "You need to calm down." She is 29 (Based on June of 2019) and her 30th birthday will be on December 13th Her fans proclaim themselves as "Swifties" and she is one of the highest-growth female artist's in the world.

"Hey did you listen to Taylor Swift's new song?"
"yeah it was a banger!"

by Taylor.Swift's.number.1.fan June 30, 2019