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B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
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A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
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John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!
Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.
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I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!
Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.
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I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
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Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".
Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
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girl thinking: Oh crap! Ive been on the sims 2 for 3 hours! ok ok i have to get off! no wait ill just make them go to school then come home and play with their friends and go to bed then i'll get off....
girl thinking 3 hours later: oh shoot!!!! its 1:00 am what am i doing i have to get off right after i redecorate their house
girl thinking 1 hour later: damn, i wish this game would save faster!
girl thinking 3 hours later: oh shoot!!!! its 1:00 am what am i doing i have to get off right after i redecorate their house
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