rubber

1. something that can be found in an ancient land know as school used only to erase the mistakes you've made.
2. something that you use to prevent an accident from happening like you

hey what happened "the rubber broke" what do you mean? "mistakes where made"

by LegHamCheese May 20, 2019

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

rubber stick

A rubber stick is a slang word for "putting a rubber on before you engage in sexual intercourse"

Diana: C'mon babe, just put your rubber stick inside of me.

by Sugary Goodness October 9, 2016

Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

rubber

A rare NZ term to describe a goat's ball sack.

"nice rubber"

by MilkTub November 23, 2019