sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby

Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby

by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023

Roman :3

A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.

" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(

by BHJ~E@L@HLU~ November 15, 2021

Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

Roman

This christian with red hair

Roman hates the things the devil does

by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022