by hotdogs12473 January 05, 2025
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
by newyorkkk February 20, 2014
The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning
by yam camel March 15, 2017
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