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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.
Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.
by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025
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I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

No matter what is happening you will not be interested in what is being offered
Bro i don’t care if it’s raining dogs I’m not going
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Mr. Reising

The gym teacher who might be on cocaine. he runs fast and yells a bunch of hooplah! He often walks into the weight room to yell at the girls for no reason. He also has a passion for his favorite sport, Pickle Ball!
"Yay! Mr. Reising is on Vacation!"
by SleepyKitty2021 March 26, 2019
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its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
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