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Double queef

When you make her queef from her vagina and booty hole
How was he in bed?
Girl, he’s so good he made me double queef
by softballsucker July 8, 2019
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Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny
Grandma just did a granny queef
by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019
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Backdraft Queef

When a fart follows your ass crack forward into your vagina. A specific periscope fart that only affects women.
I was sitting down and my fart became a backdraft queef and I had to refart my fart.
by strawberry1990 December 9, 2019
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Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.
Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018
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queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.
I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
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queef fest

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
by Dr. Queef Cakes May 3, 2018
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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