Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy

I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.

by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017

poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Poonar Eclipse

When your watching porn and the man gets his body and arse in the way of the camera.

Did you see that Mia Khalifa video, it had one mad poonar eclipse

by MagicMikeHasAGreenBean September 27, 2018

Poon

poon-a bitch that’s sexy af

she’s a real poon bro!

by Tare bear January 27, 2019

Poonanny McPhee

A female initially considered unattractive by a sexual partner, who then becomes progressively more attractive to her lover as the adventurousness and intensity of their sexual encounters increase.

After their first encounter, he maintained she was not physically his type. After a number of further nights together he revisited his initial assessment. He was now hot for her, having fallen for a particularly sexually-compatible ‘Poonanny McPhee’.

by Cospur February 14, 2020

Plooney

Used to describe someone who is a colossal simp for their significant other

‘He was talking to that girl all night. He’s a right Plooney.’

by yourlocalneighbourhoodhoe May 16, 2020