Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.

person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"

by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.

GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!

by PortalGirl May 3, 2011

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

The Amy Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies in which 3 people perform the eiffel tower position and the rest of the participants play limbo under the middle of the eiffel formation. This position was dubbed the Amy Position due to the shape of the eiffel tower resembling the letter A for Amy. The Amy Position can also be used in other sex positions found in orgies such as the Sienna Position.

"Hey Sienna want to join us in doing the Amy Position that we're going to do in the orgy this Saturday?"
"Darn tooting Amy, i'd love to"

by fnv2010 February 13, 2025