party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.

GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!

by PortalGirl April 14, 2011

The Drake Position

A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.

My favorite position is the drake position

by Turbo_racist February 27, 2024

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023

cupid position

The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.

He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)

by Eve_Fox October 02, 2017

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 26, 2023

Bronco position

The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.

Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.

by Eston555855 November 24, 2020

kitty position

the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind

“He had me in kitty position, girl.”

by Linaasas October 31, 2019