scene poser

someone who trys to look or act scene when they are really far from it.

dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene haircut, and she tries to take scene pics and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.

scene poser by nicholasxgore February 3, 2007

pussy poser 

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.

Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.

pussy poser by sage thunder April 12, 2010

harry poser 

people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.

WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.

You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.

harry poser by Harry Potthead Chanaynay July 13, 2010

stogie poser 

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

stogie poser by drewcifer March 20, 2004

Emo Poser 

Emo Poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :D

emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect

Emo Poser by poopisnotgoodtoeat October 11, 2015

Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY

Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.

Lame Whining Wanking Poser by TYPEW November 22, 2010

Mexican Panty Poser 

Mexican panty poser is a Mexican drag queen or Mexican transgender.

Damn you see that Mexican Panty Poser on stage. His package is showing.

Mexican Panty Poser by BMFOTP February 12, 2019