poon-unit

A person of the feminine persuasion

Did you just see that? That was one fine poon-unit.

by LigerMan February 2, 2005

Poon Prune

1. When a lady leaves her tampon in her vag too long...it turns into a poon prune.

2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.

3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.

Forgot to take out my tampon before having sex last night. Pulled it out today, and it was a big, juicy poon prune!

by Hanhuddleyston Bros. February 9, 2010

poon out

To poon or poon out is when you fall asleep really early. When others are still up partying you 'poon out' and therefore are a pooner.

Yancy and Daniel stayed awake canning shotties while i pooned out. What a poon out... i must be a pooner

by Hurnia January 28, 2007

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

Poon Tang

Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.

Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.

by Nikias November 14, 2004

Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.

I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!

by TXZappa October 30, 2008

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006