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polite choking

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.
by Archangel February 11, 2019
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Political Violence

How do you know it was political? How do you know it's not a MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND?
Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"

Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"

Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"

A fucking retard "No-U!"

Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."

Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"

Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.
Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Politics

Politics is the tool the government uses to control the thinking of it's citizens to divide and conquer.
Politics is used to divide people with hate and fear, so that they cling to their political leaders without questioning "their" side.
by SkepticalSkeptic March 17, 2022
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Political mole

A politician who is secretly a supporter of the opposite party they are registered. Sabotaging and infiltrating votes to gain power to their preferred party.
That senator has not stood by his political party and voted against every bill. He could be a political mole.
by Kindguyryan December 9, 2022
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Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024
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Political Wrongness

1. to exaggerates every bits of wrongness in the society and causing widespread conflict.

2. satirical term of political correctness.

ps. also called political incorrectness in a most context
During the international conference, he clearly state that he chooses violent instead of peace. Obviously that is political wrongness.
by bobeedobabb August 20, 2022
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