Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.

News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"

by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025

Vaginal politics

Politics done by humans who have vagina. Mostly girls, prominently done in spaces like girls hostels. Term coined by Ridd

I am done with the vaginal politics here.

by PseudoMK May 12, 2024

Politically Homeless

An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.

*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*

Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

Vaginal politics

Politics done by humans who have vagina. Mostly girls, prominently done in spaces like girls hostels.

I am done with the vaginal politics here.

by PseudoMK May 12, 2024

Politics

A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.

Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue

by I lost the big game June 2, 2021

polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018