paperhat

Paperhat is a ship name for Blackhat and Flug from Villainous. It is very popular.

"hey, have you read that AO3 paperhat fanfic?

by Cartoonerr December 24, 2020

Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

paperbackreader

The mother of booktok and hating age gap books, can often be seen on TikTok making funny videos about her reading experience. She is also known as vee on her twitch, FacelessTvhead

Oh yeah! I saw paperbackreaders new video too! It was good!

by Wowza249 September 30, 2021

Panera

A pseudonym for a girl that Nathan clearly is desperate to fuck, but doesn't have the balls to admit it.

Nathan: I have never been to Panera before and it's making me anxious
Jimmy: Sure, PANERA is making you anxious *wink*
Nathan: What do you mean by that?
Jimmy: You are clearly desperate to fuck but don't have the balls to admit it.
Nathan: Are we still talking about soup?
Jimmy: No we are talking about Panera *Wink*
Nathan: Jimmy, I know where you sleep and I will fucking end you.

by WilsonFist February 24, 2022

Paperfit

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023