by heyitsthorn February 9, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug. 
Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
Get the Jord Parkermug. She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side
by Sahhhh April 9, 2019
Get the Parkermug. the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.
by Dicysoy September 19, 2023
Get the joanne parkermug. 
parker is my bestfriend
by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
Get the parkermug.