by sweatty balls in your mouth April 01, 2010
A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:
-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!
Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 06, 2007
Dude: bro this pizza is so least favorite puppy, it tastes like wet cardboard
Bro: I gotta agree dude this is so not favorite puppy.
Bro: I gotta agree dude this is so not favorite puppy.
by BullionCaretaker June 21, 2021
by jahonfroy October 03, 2018
columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.
"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"
by erik fucking norton April 25, 2009
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
by Paul Daley May 10, 2008
by NeptunePA March 15, 2007