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sky possum

invisible flying possums. Their rabies turn you invisibe.
sky possums must of bit my friend i can't find him
by sky possi king December 3, 2010
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Crazy Hoe Posse

Same thing as a Hoe Posse, although this includes just one individual. A single skank who roams the malls or city streets and talks to herself outloud in public who suffers from multiple personalities.
Person 1."Who that crazy girl talking to herself at American eagle?"
Person 2: Oh that's just a Crazy Hoe Posse.
by Meagansmartypants February 26, 2009
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The Posse

Consists of the largest players at crosssraods:Gianni.G Nick Melon, Nick.M, Henry.L and Madison. R, Current honary membors are Justin Bright
Yo th posse was bumpin da ladies yesta day.
Yo them homies is Ill dogg!
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possum

Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't
Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.
by Paramo April 13, 2011
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Possumming

The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.

Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.

You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.

The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.

Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.

The Three P's of Possumming

Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.
Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)
by thecomedycaptain October 29, 2012
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leprechaun posse

bunch of slick niggas who get all da bitches and who kick the shit out of any awp whore on cs.
some guy: we just pulled a leprechaun posse on that fucking awp whore.
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posse

Tempus, Maj, Burrows, G, K Dogg, Mikey B and Metzy.

Fast cars and faster chicks.
"We got our arses kicked after talking trash about The Posse
by Harley Chaplin January 18, 2004
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