by LigerMan February 03, 2005
1. When a lady leaves her tampon in her vag too long...it turns into a poon prune.
2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.
3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.
2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.
3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.
Forgot to take out my tampon before having sex last night. Pulled it out today, and it was a big, juicy poon prune!
by Hanhuddleyston Bros. February 10, 2010
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 15, 2006
To poon or poon out is when you fall asleep really early. When others are still up partying you 'poon out' and therefore are a pooner.
Yancy and Daniel stayed awake canning shotties while i pooned out. What a poon out... i must be a pooner
by Hurnia January 11, 2007
Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
by Nikias November 14, 2004
A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
by TXZappa September 18, 2008
by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 29, 2006