Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

by Go8ball August 11, 2010

playing basson

a code-word for female scissoring

Me and Natalie are playing basson later

by MR. P12EZIDENT January 2, 2011

playing a harmonica

a slang term for smoking a cigarette

Guy 1:Where were you?
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.

by undercoverbackdoorlover March 29, 2011

Playing the TinMan

Masturbating to fetish porn involving robots or using robotics for sexual pleasure

I was playing the tinman last night and accidentally broke your toaster.

by Geekelement and Waveraider June 15, 2011

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.

Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"

by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011

Playing President

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.

BRB dude, playing president.

by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011